I'm an Aquarius, of course I ignored my texts but got mad when you did the same

It’s not hypocrisy, it’s just Aquarius logic. 😏♒ If you’ve ever left someone on read for no reason but felt deeply offended when they took too long to reply, congratulations—this is your official uniform. Perfect for the mysterious, independent, and slightly chaotic Aquarius who loves their space but still wants to be the exception to the rules.

🔥 Features:
✔️ Soft & Comfy – Ideal for scrolling through unread messages 📱♒
✔️ Effortlessly Ironic – Just like your texting habits 😂
✔️ Designed for Overthinkers – Because, yes, you’re still thinking about that one left-on-read moment 🤔

💫 Warning: May cause people to text you slower on purpose. Wear at your own risk! 😏♒🔥

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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