I'm a Capricorn, of course I mentally judge people who don’t have their life together

Listen, it’s not judging—it’s observing with high standards. 😏♑ If you’re the friend who has their goals mapped out, a savings account and an emergency fund, and can’t help but side-eye questionable life choices, this shirt is made for you. Whether you're silently critiquing poor time management or resisting the urge to offer unsolicited (but highly effective) advice, wear this tee as a warning… or a challenge.

🔥 Features:
✔️ Soft & Comfortable – Because efficiency starts with comfort 💼🔥
✔️ Subtly Savage – Just like your personality 😉♑
✔️ Goal-Oriented Drip – Look good while mentally fixing everyone’s problems ✨

💫 Warning: May cause self-reflection in others. Wear it proudly—someone’s gotta keep standards high. 😏♑🔥

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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